Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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