He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
this is an emotional support booty call
They have beer where we have blood.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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