y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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