how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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