life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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