Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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