Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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