You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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