I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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