Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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