brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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