I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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