I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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