If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
either way he was missing a nipple.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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