i don't like sucking hair
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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