I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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