I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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