she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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