She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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