i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
