You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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