we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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