He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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