Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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