also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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