it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
