oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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