oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If I die, sorry about rent.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize