my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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