Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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