End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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