I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have post one night stand depression
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