What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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