No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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