I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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