whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize