I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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