stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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