My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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