Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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