found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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