I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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