Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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