you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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