Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
