Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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