So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Randomize
