Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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