It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You're like the curious george of whores
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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