32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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