Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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