who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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