okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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